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March 28, 2007

Xenophobia Rap

by @ 2:30 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

It’s like School House Rock, except with less School House and more Xenophobia:

You do not know me. But I am on the lookout for you. You are my enemy. And I am yours.

I am John Doe.

I am traveling on your plane. I am riding on your train. I am at your bus stop. I am on your street. I am in your subway car. I am on your lift.

I am your neighbor. I am your customer. I am your classmate. I am your boss.

I am John Doe.

[make scratchy noise and do a little dance]

I will act when homeland security officials ask me to “report suspicious activity.”

I will embrace my local police department’s admonition: “If you see something, say something.”

I am John Doe.

I will protest your Jew-hating, America-bashing “scholars.”

I will petition against your hate-mongering mosque leaders.

I am John Doe. Hear me Roe. In numbers too big to igno’.

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