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February 28, 2007

Oh, To Be a Fly on That Wall

by @ 3:37 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

Sam Fox was a major donor to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth (alternatively, Swift Vote Bitterlings for Tooth), a group that orchestrated one of the most vicious political smears in known history. Bush appoints Fox ambassador to Belgium, a country located in Old Europe. Fox comes up for confirmation in front of a Senate committee that includes Kerry. Hilarity ensues:

Kerry: Why would you give $50,000 to a group you have no sense of accountability for?
Fox: Well, because if 527s were banned, then it’s banned for both parties. And so long as they’re not banned…
Kerry: So two wrongs make a right?
Fox: Well, I don’t know, but if one side is contributing then the other side…
Kerry: But is that your judgment? Is that your judgment that you would bring to the ambassadorship? That two wrongs make a right?
Fox: No, I didn’t say that two wrongs make a right, sir.
Kerry: Why would you do it then?
Fox: Well, I did it because politically, it’s necessary if the other side is doing it.

Not that it matters, but Fox represents everything that Belgians hate about Americans. Particularly, that he uses his money to push people around, and influence elections. So, I’ll bet Fox would be really happen in Belgium.

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