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August 30, 2006

Dark Until Saturday

by @ 7:05 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

While this is probably the deadest time of year for many of us here in DC, it’s not so with me.

All day meeting today and tomorrow, and then putting together a presentation for another meeting.

I’ll get back to blogging this weekend.

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August 29, 2006

Question of the Day

by @ 9:40 am. Filed under Uncategorized

The Washington Post quotes an onlooker anticipating the demolition of the Wilson Bridge:

“I want to see it blow up,” said Brian Beavers, 30, a tow truck driver who has rescued many a stranded vehicle on the old span. “No offense, but that thing needs to come down.”

Here’s the question: The religious extremists, xenophobes, and plutocrats who make up W’s base will one day want to name something after him, perhaps even within the District. What would be an appropriate monument to W’s time in office?

Extra credit: what will people say in anticipation of blowing it up?

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August 28, 2006

A Science Experiment

by @ 5:30 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

I’d like to try a little experiment.

I was surfing around on my Palm T/X at a wifi cafe, Mayorga Coffee to be exact, when the following occurred to me:

If you want to play along at home, the pdf file in question is here.

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Propaganda or Mental Defect?

by @ 9:55 am. Filed under propaganda

You be the judge.

I suspect we’ll see more from eRobin on the Wacky World of Sebastian Mallaby . She’s followed Walmart more closely than I have. What I can do is point out the faulty logic, and wonder if this is intentionally fallacious. i.e., propaganda, or if he has some kind of mental defect. Take this argument against the “buy American” ethos (emphasis mine):

Some claim that their beliefs are consistent, but that the company has changed: The Wal-Mart of the early 1990s mainly bought American, whereas today’s irresponsible monster buys cheap stuff from China. But this argument merely illustrates how far Democrats have come. Since when did the party’s centrists believe that trading with China is evil? It was the Clinton administration that brought China into the World Trade Organization.

Ahem. I believe the concern is not that Walmart is buying from China as well as the US, the concern is that Walmart is buying from China instead of the US.

Later, Mallaby demonstrates that Walmart has fair wages: (emphasis mine)

Other Democrats reaffirm their centrist credentials while calling upon Wal-Mart to pay workers more. “We are not here today because we are anti-business,” Bayh asserted in Iowa recently as he demonstrated against Wal-Mart — a contention that the retailer’s shareholders, who have spent millions defending their brand against Wake-Up Wal-Mart, may have a hard time swallowing. But the idea that Wal-Mart pays below-market wages is false. Otherwise nobody would work there.

Did you know that across the US there is a uniform supply of high-paying jobs for unskilled workers? Neither did I. Apparently, Walmart doesn’t take advantage of its employees. Because if they did, then their employers would take jobs at one of the manifold high-paying employers in their neighborhood.

It’s also instructive to look at what others are saying about this column, particularly as to what motivates those opposed to Walmart’s practices.

Cap’n Ed thinks it’s about Democrats pandering to the unions: “And this is, of course, why the Democrats have adopted this mantle. They need to shore up their union support, and Wal-Mart is the bete noir of organized labor. They have had no success in penetrating Wal-Mart’s labor force, and that failure has cut into their revenue — revenue that unions can put to political uses. Since the Democrats overwhelmingly benefit from those political uses, the Democrats have decided to attack Wal-Mart to the point where the unions can gain a foothold with the retailer’s employees.”

Jay Reding thinks it’s about pandering to economic populism: “Trying to exploit economic populism in a time of unprecedented global interconnectedness, when millions of Americans owe their jobs to world trade, is simply poor politics. The Clinton Administration was far more “progressive” than the so-called progressives in liberalizing world trade, helping to usher in a time of unprecedented prosperity in America. Unfortunately, the increasingly radicalized Democratic Party of today have jettisoned their own best ideas in favor cheap populist rhetoric.”

Another Rovian Conspiracy thinks Democrats just hate the middle class: “These people would never set foot in a WalMart - even at gunpoint. And their objection to shopping there isn’t because of WalMart’s supposedly unfair labor practices, but because they see WalMart as the realm of the rube, working-class stiff. The yokels that don’t know that voting for Howard Dean and seeking out a collectivist state is what’s best for their interests.”

As you know, the left half of the blogosphere recently appointed me spokesperson. So, I’ll explain why there is much ado about Walmart. It has nothing to do with people being treated fairly, or workers being forced to go to ER’s instead of receiving health benefits. It has nothing to do with Walmart forcing out the family businesses. It has nothing to do with a time when “Made in the USA” didn’t mean a sweat shop in the Marianas islands.

No, we just don’t like people from Arkansas. That’s why.

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August 27, 2006

Thoughts on Finally Seeing the Film “Munich”

by @ 6:10 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

I finally got around to seeing Steven Spielber’s film “Munich.”

It’s completely different from the 1986 HBO Movie Sword of Gideon starring Michael York, which is probably why Spielberg didn’t acknowledge the earlier work.

The only similarities are plot, point of view, setting, names of characters, and that both were based on “Vengeance: The True Story of an Israeli Counter-Terrorist Team” by George Jonas.

Except for that, they’re completely different.

That being said, this is a great movie, and certainly raised questions for me concerning the idea of vengeance. As did Sword of Gideon.

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August 26, 2006

A Polite Defense of Instapundit

by @ 5:22 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

Recently, someone who reads this blog told me in person that he liked the pithiness. And I thanked him profusely for that. But, I thought, in terms of marketing myself within the lefty blogosphere, pithiness isn’t going to make me stand out. So, I’m going to try a completely different tack.

I’m going to be polite.

When I first saw this bit of Professor Insty’s blogiwork, I thought let’s see if we can find something polite to say about it:

Maybe we should rise above the temptation to point out that claims of a “quagmire” were wrong — again! — how efforts at moral equivalence were obscenely wrong — again! — how the antiwar folks are still, far too often, trying to move the goalposts rather than admit their error — again — and how an awful lot of the very same people who spoke lugubriously about “civilian casualties” now seem almost disappointed that there weren’t more — again — and how many people who spoke darkly about the Arab Street and citizens rising up against American “liberators” were proven wrong — again — as the liberators were seen as just that by the people they were liberating. And I suppose we shouldn’t stress so much that the antiwar folks were really just defending the interests of French oil companies and Russian arms-deal creditors. It’s probably a bad idea to keep rubbing that point in over and over again.

Nah.

Now, let’s see if we can find something polite to say about that. Let’s see. First off, the spelling is excellent. Also, he uses the word “lugubriously”- one of Nabokov’s favorite words as I recall. Nota Bene the use of imagery: Liberals spoke of “civilian casualties” “lugubriously”. To me that evokes the twin image of a liberal pronouncing the syllables as if he had a laborous dipthong or was drunk, while at the same time suggesting that those that considered civilian casualties at all, where doing it out of laziness. That’s a two-fer. Well done!

But wait, there’s more.

It turns out that His Instiness had already responded to Glenn Greenwald concerning the afore-mentioned quote.

Well, I actually think that Glenn Greenwald wants to be me, though if so he’d be well advised to stop lifting his stuff from Tom Tomorrow.

Now, let’s be polite. The Insticator responded to Greenwald’s post. Well done. Taking time away from his teaching job, not to mention his love of family, digital photography, and Republican propaganda, to get back to a fellow blogger was the polite thing to do.

Now to the question of whether Glenn Greenwald wants to be Glenn Reynolds. That his first name is Glenn might be because he wants to be like the other Glenn. It’s possible. If he changes his last name, then, Instaplunder is surely on to something.

Yet, from the brief conversation I had with Glenn Greenwald at a recent social event, I’d say that what he values are things like… oh, I don’t know… truth telling. As far as I can tell from occasionally reading Instaprawn, I’d say that truth telling is not one of his objectives. Rather, and I say that with no offense to Dan, he values his role in sustaining an echo chamber friendly to the Bush administration.

With that I’ll politely submit that Mr. Greenwald does not want to be you, Mr. Instapwned. I hope you take this in the polite spirit in which it was offered, and I wish a hearty “Heh. Indeed.” to you and yours.

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August 25, 2006

WETA

by @ 9:02 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

Often, when I’m at the occasional gathering here in DC, I’ll get into a conversation about WETA, our local public broadcasting affiliate. I have pretty decent memories of what PBS was in its origins. To put a word to it: inspiring. Inspiring to those of us who believe that the public air really belongs to the public. Even when I was in college, PBS was the meter stick of what television should be.

At this point I have sharp words for what PBS, or at least WETA has become. I don’t want to tar the very best shows (like NOW and Frontline) with the same brush that I reserve for shows like Inside Washington. For those of you who don’t live in the district, Inside Washington is also broadcast on our local ABC affiliate, channel 7. I’m not really sure why shows that appear on public television also appear on commercial tv, but that’s the state of affairs.

Tonight I watched as Nina Totenberg told Howard Dean to shut up, or as close as I can remember said: “Democrats that I talk to would prefer Howard Dean should stop talking” and Charles Krauthammer said that the Katrina disaster is an event that was short lived, and we’ve moved on from it.

These are views that reflect in no way public opinion here in the district. How can they call themselves public television, and not know the views of their neighbors?

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Free Clock!

by @ 11:23 am. Filed under Uncategorized

If you’re like me, you’d rather be in a Paris cafe right now, sipping a Chimay over a good book, a steak au poivre hot on the grill. If you can’t be in Europe, you can at least pretend to be there with your new free clock set to Europe time.

Click on the clock to get your own.

Correction: After reading the instructions closely, I see I don’t get a free clock in Wordpress, unless I put it in a sidebar. No thank you, very much.

Long story short, I replaced the javascript with a picture of a Parisian cafe, lightly stolen from here.

Anyway: you can get your free clock here.

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Quote of The Day

by @ 9:53 am. Filed under propaganda

Where in Washington, DC is Reverend Moon? via The Sideshow:

The last time I visited the Washington Times building, the people upstairs handed me a pamphlet for a mysterious Rev. Moon event to be held at the paper’s ballroom. Headlined “Needed: A New Paradigm For News,” it suggested a new world in which journalists should de-emphasize “facts” and become “guide dogs, not watch dogs.”

Or, if the guide dog thing is too tough they can just make stuff up.

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August 24, 2006

Could Be

by @ 3:33 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

Maybe Agitprop’s right, and the world didn’t end yesterday. Maybe it did. Who can tell? This could be heaven. Right?

Or, maybe this is all an imaginary dream world and you’re all figments of my imagination. Could be. It could happen.

The Heretik says that ““An unapproved type of genetically engineered grass has been found growing in the wild.” That’s not supposed to happen. Right? Doesn’t that mean I’m probably dreaming?

I’m thinking of writing an imaginary newspaper. Instead of being about things that happen, I’ll just make stuff up. Kind of like Tony Blankley, who is pioneering Imaginary News at the Washington Times. I guess I should hire him before he steals my idea:

President Ahmadinejad threatens to unleash the “fire of Allah,” should the United States, Turkey, Egypt or Saudi Arabia further intervene in Iraq. The same “fire of Allah” is threatened at the “Zionist Entity” if she doesn’t immediately stop her war against Syria, Lebanon and the Islamic Republic of Palestine.

Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Turkey request immediate publicly acknowledged coverage under the United State’s nuclear umbrella — at least until their joint crash program to develop their own nuclear bombs can be accomplished.

If you didn’t guess, “fire of Allah” is Blankleyspeak for nuclear warfare. And, if you didn’t guess, this distopian Tomorrowland is the result of Bush critics running the show.

It could be. When you’re asleep anything is possible.

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