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February 26, 2006

I, Pavlov, Make the Excuse

by @ 10:59 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

Greetings, shrill, America-hating youngsters. It is I, Pavlov Chien.

Know as you may, assist the Hippo does Pavlov. When Pavlov sees the Hippo miss the weekend rant, Pavlov grows concerned. What is the weekend without the Hippo throwing the awkward anathema spastically in the vague direction of the America-loving Bush regime? While the shrill youngsters of the left may await their Doonesburgh cartoons en couleur, Pavlov awaits the latest rantings of mon hippopotame.

My surprise you can imagine as the Hippo returns, not as usual from the usual Samedi walk about your Smithsonian de Museum, apres midi. The Hippo returns, as the shrill youngsters say, “in the wee hours.”

And what means this? Pavlov demands. The Hippo says: “I had a date.”

While, I Pavlov Chien, am not courrente in tout les idioms, perhaps the Hippo may have been in the company of une Hippoette nouvelle. Pavlov’s interest is piqued.

Plus tôt, says Pavlov to you, my shrill amis.

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