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February 16, 2006

From the Mail Bag

by AltHippo @ 1:37 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

ellizebert writes:

HELLO
I am ellizebert,how are you, hope you are fine and in perfect
condition of healt,I’ve a resonwhy am making contactact with you and
you seem like an interesting person. am loveing caring am up to any
thing you may think or like or want in a lady come what may i dont
copromise my love to any thing i know what it take me befor falling in
love and if i do i dont like go essilyly I would like to know more
about you, so I am writing you hoping that you will answer. ,if you
don’t mind i will like you to write me on this adress hope to hear
from you soon, i will be waiting for your mail
because i have something
VERY important to tell you.Lots of love from
you beby girl ellizebert
Taha

Dear ellizebert,

You had me at “HELLO.” By the way, you’ve got a beautiful transgender name. It’s almost like Elizabeth with a Sesamee Street muppet stuck on at the end. I’ll bet I can guess what it is you want to tell me: I can save a ton of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO.

taha to you, too,

Alt Hippo

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