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August 24, 2005

White House: Robertson Not a Terrorist

by kim @ 12:27 pm. Filed under Uncategorized

Washington, DC. A White House official, speaking on condition of double super secret background, explained that Pat Robertson “does not necessarily speak for the president. He doesn’t necessarily not speak for him, so it’s important that any of Mr. Robertson’s supporters continue to vote Republican.”

The official continued to explain the Bush policy on taking out foreign heads of state: “We are not necessarily in favor of mob-style hits of democratically elected heads of state,” he said, “we’ve been very clear about that.”

“If anything, we like to decimate entire populations, destroy cities and centers of culture. It’s a style thing.”

The official emphasized, however, that Robertson’s remarks did not amount to terrorism. “As a registered Christian, Robertson can’t be a terrorist. That’s by definition. Maybe if he was Catholic, but that’s not the case here.”

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