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May 30, 2005

Aldous Huxley Eat Your Heart Out

by @ 11:22 am. Filed under Uncategorized

This article in the Washington Post describes a Brave New World in dating: on-line reviews of how the date went.

Browsing around a bit on truedater.com I ran across this gem:

I never got to meet this guy in person, but I pity any poor soul who would suffer to actually spend time with him. Never have I encountered anyone as pompous, conceited, or self-righteous… and now I can add spiteful and vengeful to that list. While he may claim to be intelligent, in point of fact, his knowledge is broad, yet shallow. While he may claim to be religious, there is not a drop of Christian compassion to be found in him. He is a poster-child for prejudice and spite. He obviously has no alternative than to spend his “precious” time tarnishing the reputation and integrity of people he has never met. Quite pathetic

You’ll note that the reviewer had not actually met the umh… victim of this review.

It’s a great comic premise at any rate. Imagine two people on a first date armed with each others entire dating history. Oh, and when I say comic, I mean it in the most Kafkaesque sense.

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